I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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