omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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