not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
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Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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