The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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