it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
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I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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