You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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