I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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