Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He? As in you personified your dick?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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