We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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