i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Dicks are not precious.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
tell me about the eggs
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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