So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
