I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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