How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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