Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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