I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Duck Duck Cougar?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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