Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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