dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
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I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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