Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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