Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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