In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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