no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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