I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
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my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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