I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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