i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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