if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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