my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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