rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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