Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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