I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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