Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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