OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Randomize
