bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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