what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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