its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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