can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Randomize
