I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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