We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
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i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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