Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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