I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
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Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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