the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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