how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
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I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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