Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE