Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I'm drive I can fine osifer
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
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When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
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