I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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