okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?