You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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