It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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