Will you blow on my dice?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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