Do you still have your period?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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