i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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