i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
What drink are we having for lunch?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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