i can't believe i had my finger in that
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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