what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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