Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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